ITS 1985 IN HOUSTON, TEXAS. YOU WENT OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU HEAD TO #'S, IN WALKS THE HAIRIEST, BIGGEST, ULTRA GLAM QWEEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. SHE PERFORMS LOVE HANGOVER.
YOU HESITANTLY TIP HER A $20 WHEN YOU MEANT TO TIP HER A DOLLAR. SHE GIVES YOU A KISS AND STEALS YOUR DIET VODKA SODA.
BAM...NOW THAT MEMORY IS A SHIRT.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
