ITS 1985 IN HOUSTON, TEXAS. YOU WENT OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND YOU HEAD TO #'S, IN WALKS THE HAIRIEST, BIGGEST, ULTRA GLAM QWEEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. SHE PERFORMS LOVE HANGOVER.
YOU HESITANTLY TIP HER A $20 WHEN YOU MEANT TO TIP HER A DOLLAR. SHE GIVES YOU A KISS AND STEALS YOUR DIET VODKA SODA.
BAM...NOW THAT MEMORY IS A SHIRT.
